Impractical Cooking Apparel for Indigestible Meals
Elephant Soup or Canada Goose Pate
Jaguar Steak and Kidney Pie
with minted new potatoes and seasonal vegetables
Moouse of Armadillo smothered in Ameretto and mascapone
(no animals were harmed in the making of this apron!)
So here is the finished apron, totally unuseable for cooking,
but could look interesting at a Masonic dinner!